may i suggest the name baby retard. i wanted to name a bike that recently, but found it was already taken. as far as i know, the name has not been used for a surfboard yet.
i think if my wife weren't 8 months 3 weeks pregnant with our first child (after she miscarried earlier this year)...i'd probably give that name a go.after all, i have babied this board, and the board's function is retarded (slowed). cheers!